Monday, 2 January 2012

A$$H***!!!

Today started off great. L* invited me out for a late lunch and I needed to return her earrings and bracelets anyway. Chatted, catch up and what not. Worth the drive to Prima Duta despite my condition.

It was when I returned home I got pissed. I swore when I started off this blog I will not use this medium to rant. But I just can't tahan anymore. It's about this jerk neighbor I have never met before...until today. Basically his car blocked half of my gate. So, how the hell am I supposed to drive in? I honked hormat three times. NO RESPONSE! Then one LOOOONGGGG one, and still no response. Coincidentally one guard passed by and I asked whether he knows the owner of the car. He doesn't know. ONE OTHER LOOONGGG ANGRY honk. Finally, the asshole -whose -balls -are -super -small -where -you -have -to- use -a- microscope -if -you -wanna see -it comes out. And he has the audacity to marah me!!! WHAT THE EFFFFF!!! IT IS I WHO SHOULD BE SCOLDING AND SHOUTING AT YOU!!!! YOU EFFING A$$H***!!!

"You cannot call me is it?"
"I honked so many times already."
"You're so rude you know that"
"You're the one who's rude, blocking people's houses"
"You can masuk what...can fit" (This I assume cos I drive a kelisa celah longkang also can fit laaarr)
"WHERE can fit???!!!"
"WHY COULDNT YOU CALL ME???!!"
"Nak call haperrr...I'm wearing crutches!!!!" (crutches depan mata dia at passenger seat I)

He drives off!!!! Hello...macha...you silap, just say sorry and EFF off!!! You block rumah orang, so it is YOUR EFFIN obligation to pay attention and move it when necessary...lagi-lagi when you block rumah orang!!! I don't even know you and you expect me to go to the houses nearby asking for the owner of the car??? You're so famous is it with your gold car for me to know you are the owner???

100% A$$H***

Next time I am going to write "love notes" on your car windows with liquid paper and you can have fun getting them off!!! You have hands and money what...can do it

(Time tengah marah tadi lar I couldn't find the damn camera in my handbag. Should have taken a picture of the car blocking my house and the face of the A$$H***)